Thursday, March 04, 2004
Rats with Wings --
This morning I had an epiphany.
There are no pigeons in Washington, D.C.
Beth says there are, but I've never seen one. I'm not going to deny that there probably are a few lost pigeons flapping around town, but that's about it.
It's kind of surprising considering the number of statues around here. I know if I was a pigeon, I would be crapping on Daniel Webster right now.
We've got seagulls, though. I hate those fuckers.
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This morning I had an epiphany.
There are no pigeons in Washington, D.C.
Beth says there are, but I've never seen one. I'm not going to deny that there probably are a few lost pigeons flapping around town, but that's about it.
It's kind of surprising considering the number of statues around here. I know if I was a pigeon, I would be crapping on Daniel Webster right now.
We've got seagulls, though. I hate those fuckers.
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