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Thursday, February 26, 2004

In other news, Hell hath frozeneth over --

To Trim Deficit, Greenspan Urges Social Security and Medicare Cuts

Greenspan also recommended that the color of the sky be changed from blue to red.

He then removed his mask and revealed himself as the Dark Lord, proclaiming, "I am the God of Hell -- I bring you fire!"

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