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Thursday, January 06, 2005

Introducing your 2005 World Champion New York Yankees 

Randy Johnson ... and 24 other guys.

Jayson "I suck Theo Epstein's cock nightly" Stark gives five reasons on NESN.com -- I mean ESPN.com -- why the Yankees won't win the World Series. Here's five reasons why they will:
  1. Randy Johnson
  2. Derek Jeter
  3. Gary Sheffield
  4. A-Rod
  5. Randy Johnson
I hope we don't get Carlos Beltran. Fuck him. He's a $17 million dollar Danny Tartabul. Or in other words, a poor man's Jesse Barfield. Not worth it.

Projected NYY 2005 record = 110-52
RJ's line = 25-6 3.01 ERA 222.2 IP 250 K 50 BB

BELIEVE IT !!


# posted by el diablo : 7:49 PM
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