Tuesday, December 21, 2004
The Three Wise Men
No, not those assholes, I'm talking about three of my uncles. Between them, they possess all of humanity's knowledge. Often at family gatherings I am so shocked and awed at their wisdom that I kick myself in the ass for ever pursuing an endeavor as pointless as "higher education".
I just can't wait for this year's edition. The legal questions, speculations, ruminations, frustrations, and more speculations will be flying at me fast and furious. I'm ready, though. I've got a stock answer all set.
Here it is -- "I don't know."
Or Plan B -- "Maybe."
This is one is my last resort, my A-Bomb -- "I'll look into it."
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I just can't wait for this year's edition. The legal questions, speculations, ruminations, frustrations, and more speculations will be flying at me fast and furious. I'm ready, though. I've got a stock answer all set.
Here it is -- "I don't know."
Or Plan B -- "Maybe."
This is one is my last resort, my A-Bomb -- "I'll look into it."
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