Thursday, December 09, 2004
Hell hath no fury like first year of law school
You think you know what hell is?
I have seen hell.
Hell is a room full of 100 1Ls furiously typing out their answers to a final exam. It's like a swarm of locusts ... overcaffeinated locusts.
Mothers hide your daughters and doctors hide your checkbooks, it's an unstoppable force ya'll.
I saw a some beedy-eyed kid bending spoons with his mind the other day in the law library like it ain't no thing ... that's some fucked up Uri Geller shit. His obdula oblongata must have gone heywire ... or maybe it was his res judicata. Who the hell knows anymore? More importantly, who the hell cares? Can I sue him?
Out.
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I have seen hell.
Hell is a room full of 100 1Ls furiously typing out their answers to a final exam. It's like a swarm of locusts ... overcaffeinated locusts.
Mothers hide your daughters and doctors hide your checkbooks, it's an unstoppable force ya'll.
I saw a some beedy-eyed kid bending spoons with his mind the other day in the law library like it ain't no thing ... that's some fucked up Uri Geller shit. His obdula oblongata must have gone heywire ... or maybe it was his res judicata. Who the hell knows anymore? More importantly, who the hell cares? Can I sue him?
Out.
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