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Wednesday, December 17, 2003

Sonic the Hedgehog --

My girlfriend Beth got me the greatest present (next to My Pet Monster) -- the missing cord to my old Sega Genesis. So it's on like that, Sonic like whoa.

Sonic the Hedgehog is the bastard child of Princess Toadstool and King Koopa. Mario doesn't know he's a cuckhold, but what was she supposed to do while she was all locked up in that castle, twiddle her thumbs?

Sonic's cool -- and he's fast as all shit, too. The collecting of the rings, though, that is so obviously bitten off Mario -- they could have done without that angle.

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