Friday, February 02, 2007
If only RC Cola could get its hands on this info ...
This woman --
a former secretary at Coke, was convicted of trying to sell Coke secrets to Pepsi.
First, what secrets could Coke have that Pepsi doesn't -- they are exactly the same fucking thing! Carbonate water, corn syyrrrup, dye, and caffeine -- holy shit stop the presses its another Ethyl Rosenberg.
Second, I really hope that this woman doesn't really look like that. She looks like an elderly Boy George whose lost about 80 lbs. DOUBLE ZING!!
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a former secretary at Coke, was convicted of trying to sell Coke secrets to Pepsi.
First, what secrets could Coke have that Pepsi doesn't -- they are exactly the same fucking thing! Carbonate water, corn syyrrrup, dye, and caffeine -- holy shit stop the presses its another Ethyl Rosenberg.
Second, I really hope that this woman doesn't really look like that. She looks like an elderly Boy George whose lost about 80 lbs. DOUBLE ZING!!
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