Friday, September 01, 2006
WARLORDS
I think perhaps presidents would be more careful about whether to go to war or not if we made them wear some ceremonial head-gear whenever the country is at war.
The German WWI helmet is always a good choice. Look at that fucking spike -- that's some agressive shit. Of course, we would Americanize the eagle a bit, but there is just nothing that says unchecked militarism like Germany in The Great War period.
Fatherland? ... Homeland? ... whatever.
The other option would be to acknowledge our native friends with a head-dress full of bald eagle feathers.
GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or we could go a completely different route and require presidents to grow a certain kind of facial hair while at war. Yeah yeah, but that discriminates against women ... all I can say is, we'll cross that bridge when we get there.
I propose the Martin van Buren ...
Marty's pimp hand is strong ... and he knows it.
... although the Kaiser Wilhelm works equally well ...
There's just something about Germany that says, "We're cool with war."
... and don't forget the dark horse, the Wild Bill Hickock (hat optional).
Listen up axis of evil ... this guy cheats at cards.
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The German WWI helmet is always a good choice. Look at that fucking spike -- that's some agressive shit. Of course, we would Americanize the eagle a bit, but there is just nothing that says unchecked militarism like Germany in The Great War period.
Fatherland? ... Homeland? ... whatever.The other option would be to acknowledge our native friends with a head-dress full of bald eagle feathers.
GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I propose the Martin van Buren ...
Marty's pimp hand is strong ... and he knows it.... although the Kaiser Wilhelm works equally well ...
There's just something about Germany that says, "We're cool with war."... and don't forget the dark horse, the Wild Bill Hickock (hat optional).
Listen up axis of evil ... this guy cheats at cards.|
