MAMA SAID EAT YOUR VEGETABLES

On October 19th, Paul Hewson was asked to remove himself from every TV, magazine, et cetera. That request came from the general public, who was sick of being lectured to about Africa's debt crisis by a rock star. Deep down, he knew everybody was right, because he can be an impossible bore, but he also knew that someday he would return to being a pain in the ass. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, George Walker Bush. Bush figured his approval ratings couldn't get any worse, so why the fuck not? Besides, he had already been thinking about getting off the wagon. Can an ignoramus and an egomaniac share an elliptical office without driving each other crazy?


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