Sunday, August 01, 2004
An open letter
To the asshole that stole my parking spot at the Safeway earlier today:
You saw my blinker -- I saw you see it. Just because that minivan blocked me didn't make the spot yours.
That's okay Mr. Maroon honda civic with DC license plates and a small dent in the front right -- one day in the future, maybe a week from now, maybe a year -- I WILL see your car when I'm stumbling home drunk. And when that day comes, I will make it a point to drag my longest, sharpest, angriest key right down the full length of your piece of shit car.
Thank you.
[I'm going on vacation for a bit so the blog will be on hiatus.]
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You saw my blinker -- I saw you see it. Just because that minivan blocked me didn't make the spot yours.
That's okay Mr. Maroon honda civic with DC license plates and a small dent in the front right -- one day in the future, maybe a week from now, maybe a year -- I WILL see your car when I'm stumbling home drunk. And when that day comes, I will make it a point to drag my longest, sharpest, angriest key right down the full length of your piece of shit car.
Thank you.
[I'm going on vacation for a bit so the blog will be on hiatus.]
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