Thursday, July 29, 2004
Waka waka waka
Last night as I watched Elizabeth and John Edwards standing together on the podium of the Fleet Center, I said to myself -- holy shit, they look just like Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.
The way John bites his lip and nods -- come on, that's the same as how Kermit would squeeze his face in all tight after Miss Piggy karate-chopped some cute actress or singer on the Muppet Show.
And look, I'm sure Elizabeth Edwards is a very nice lady, but she's a little heavy. So was Miss Piggy.
Anyway, all morning I've been trying to find pictures of the Edwards that I would place next to one of Kermit and Piggy, but I can't find one that works, so imagination will have to suffice.
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The way John bites his lip and nods -- come on, that's the same as how Kermit would squeeze his face in all tight after Miss Piggy karate-chopped some cute actress or singer on the Muppet Show.
And look, I'm sure Elizabeth Edwards is a very nice lady, but she's a little heavy. So was Miss Piggy.
Anyway, all morning I've been trying to find pictures of the Edwards that I would place next to one of Kermit and Piggy, but I can't find one that works, so imagination will have to suffice.
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