Monday, June 21, 2004
Reagan/Clinton '04
Just imagine if Dutch and Slick Willy saddled up one more time and rode off into the Electoral College sunset ... that'd be some beautiful shit.
Their campaign slogan would be:
"More Bush than Bush, more Kerry than Kerry"
or
"Don't vote for those bastardized versions of us, vote for the real us"
or my favorite
"It's morning in America, stupid"
Highlights of the campaign trail would be Reagan's emphatic and powerful, "Mr. bin Laden, tear down and/or disband your loosely organized jihadist terror network" speech, and Clinton playing the sax on the brand new for the summer Arsenio Hall show.
Hell, Tabitha Soren might just kick the dust off her microphone and fire up Choose or Lose 2004.
Staffers in the R/C '04 camp would secretly boast how they are going to make Kerry "the next Mondale" and wonder "who would win a spelling bee between Bush and Quayle".
Good times.
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Their campaign slogan would be:
"More Bush than Bush, more Kerry than Kerry"
or
"Don't vote for those bastardized versions of us, vote for the real us"
or my favorite
"It's morning in America, stupid"
Highlights of the campaign trail would be Reagan's emphatic and powerful, "Mr. bin Laden, tear down and/or disband your loosely organized jihadist terror network" speech, and Clinton playing the sax on the brand new for the summer Arsenio Hall show.
Hell, Tabitha Soren might just kick the dust off her microphone and fire up Choose or Lose 2004.
Staffers in the R/C '04 camp would secretly boast how they are going to make Kerry "the next Mondale" and wonder "who would win a spelling bee between Bush and Quayle".
Good times.
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