Wednesday, September 08, 2004
The Phantom WMD Menace
Darth Cheney said yesterday in a speech that if America makes "the wrong choice" in November there will be a greater chance of a terrorist attack.
The original text of this speech, however, went like this:
"If you don't re-elect me and my young apprentice in November, then we will just launch a military coup and establish the Empire I have always lusted for.
"You will vote for the Dark Side in November [Cheney waves hand before crowd in attempted Jedi mind trick]."
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The original text of this speech, however, went like this:
"If you don't re-elect me and my young apprentice in November, then we will just launch a military coup and establish the Empire I have always lusted for.
"You will vote for the Dark Side in November [Cheney waves hand before crowd in attempted Jedi mind trick]."
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