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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Who's the new Jesus? 

The candidates:
  1. David Blaine -- Jesus would have gotten us those two extra minutes -- nice try, false prophet. All I'm saying is, if David Copperfield had only made half the Statute of Liberty disappear, that would have been his last special.
  2. Barry Bonds -- like the real Jesus, Bonds is being criticized for doing miraculous things ... but Barry can't be the new Jesus because he lacks humility.
  3. Bono -- again, the humility thing ... a good argument can be made for the Edge, however.
Sorry, we're stuck with the old Jesus ... for now anyway.

Word of the day = iihpemhl (I get about 60% of these wrong on the first try)

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