Wednesday, July 21, 2004
Hulk Smash
So now I've got pictures.
I wanted to kill my dresser this morning. That goddamn thing drives me nuts -- one of the shelves is constantly falling off the track and then it gets jammed and then I get angry and then I kick it and yell at it and then Beth tells me to stop and I yell some more.
I guess that's what you get when you buy junk from Ikea -- furniture was not meant to be put together with allen keys. Pretty soon I'm going to be in the market for a coffee table and those Swedes can forget it. I'm going to construct one myself. Out of wood. Real wood -- from a tree I'm going to cut down myself. No tools either.
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I wanted to kill my dresser this morning. That goddamn thing drives me nuts -- one of the shelves is constantly falling off the track and then it gets jammed and then I get angry and then I kick it and yell at it and then Beth tells me to stop and I yell some more.
I guess that's what you get when you buy junk from Ikea -- furniture was not meant to be put together with allen keys. Pretty soon I'm going to be in the market for a coffee table and those Swedes can forget it. I'm going to construct one myself. Out of wood. Real wood -- from a tree I'm going to cut down myself. No tools either.
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